You just snagged that new "Cocktails & Dreams" hoodie from the Joey Diaz store. You're stoked. But when it arrives, the sleeves are a little long, and the body feels boxy. Sound familiar? Sizing can be tricky, especially with print-on-demand gear. In this guide, I'll break down Joey Diaz merch sizing across tees and hoodies, show you how to measure yourself like a pro, and help you pick the right size so your merch feels as good as it looks.
Quick Picks Summary Table
| Pick | Best For | Key Feature | Price Range |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Unisex Tee | Everyday casual wear | Classic fit, 100% cotton, pre-shrunk | $25 - $30 |
| Premium Heavyweight Tee | Durability and structure | 6.5 oz ring-spun cotton, tighter weave | $30 - $35 |
| Pullover Hoodie | Layering and colder months | 8 oz cotton-poly blend, fleece lining | $50 - $60 |
| Comfort Colors Tee | Vintage worn-in feel | Garment-dyed, softer after wash, runs slightly large | $30 - $35 |
| Zip-Up Hoodie | Easy on/off, versatile | Same as pullover but zippered front | $55 - $65 |
| Long Sleeve Tee | Transitional weather | Similar fit to standard tee, slightly longer sleeves | $30 - $35 |
Understanding Joey Diaz Apparel Size Charts
Every piece in the Joey Diaz merch collection uses standard unisex sizing - but there are differences between styles. The most common blanks are Bella+Canvas 3001 (for tees) and Independent Trading Co. (for hoodies). These have their own unique measurements.
Standard Tee Measurements
Joey Diaz's standard tees (like the classic logo shirt) follow these chest measurements:- Small: 34-36"
- Medium: 38-40"
- Large: 42-44"
- XL: 46-48"
- 2XL: 50-52"
- 3XL: 54-56"
Length varies by size too. For a large, expect about 30 inches from shoulder to hem. I've found these tees run true to size for most body types - not too baggy, not too tight.
Hoodie Fit Differences
Joey Diaz hoodies use a relaxed, slightly boxy cut. The same chest size will give you more room in the body and arms. For a Large pullover:- Chest: 44-46"
- Length: 28-29"
- Sleeve: 36-37" from center back
Pro tip: If you're between sizes or want a slimmer fit, size down on hoodies. The heavy fleece doesn't stretch as much as cotton tees.
Comfort Colors Variation
Some designs use Comfort Colors 1717 - a garment-dyed tee that shrinks more in the first wash. They run about one size larger initially. I size down when ordering Comfort Colors if I want a standard fit. After washing, they settle into a perfect relaxed shape.How to Measure Yourself for T-Shirts and Hoodies
No measuring tape? No problem. Use a string or even your phone charger cable. Here's the exact process I use.
Measuring Your Chest
Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest - usually just under your armpits and across your shoulder blades. Keep it snug but not tight. Breathe normally. Write that number down. That's your chest measurement.Measuring Your Length
For shirt length, measure from the base of your neck (where the collar sits) down to where you want the hem to fall. I aim for about 30 inches for a large tee - it hits just below the belt line. For hoodies, add an inch so it covers your waistband when layered.Sleeve Measurement
Stand with your arm slightly bent. Measure from the center of your back (where collar meets shoulder) across to your shoulder point, then down to your wrist bone. A Large hoodie sleeve is roughly 36-37 inches total.Using the Store Size Chart
The official Joey Diaz store has a size chart on each product page. The numbers match the blanks above. Always check the specific chart for that product - hoodies and tees use different blanks.Comparing Fit Across Popular Design Styles
Different designs sometimes use different blanks. Here's how to know what to expect.
Classic Logo Tees
The standard Joey Diaz "Uncle Joey" logo tees use Bella+Canvas 3001. They're a modern, athletic fit - not too baggy, not too slim. The fabric is 4.2 oz, so it drapes nicely. I wear a Large in these and love the fit.Heavyweight Graphic Tees
Limited edition drops often use a heavier 6.5 oz blank (like the Next Level 6210). These feel sturdier and fit slightly more relaxed. A Medium in these feels more like a Large in the standard tee. If you're between sizes, go down for the heavyweight.Vintage-Wash Designs
Garment-dyed pieces (like the "Wolf" tee) shrink about 5% after the first wash. Order your normal size, and expect a slightly shorter length and snugger fit post-wash. They soften up beautifully.Hoodie Styles
Pullover hoodies from Independent Trading Co. (IND4000) have a roomy fit. Zip-ups from the same brand fit more true to size. Both have thick fleece - go up one size if you want to layer under a coat.Sizing Tips for International Buyers
Sending merch across borders adds cost and time. Getting the right size the first try saves headaches.
Metric Conversions
US sizes don't match European or Asian ones directly. Use these equivalents:- US Medium = UK/AU Medium (but US runs slightly larger)
- US Medium chest 38-40" = ~96-101 cm
- US Large 42-44" = ~106-111 cm
I recommend measuring yourself in centimeters and comparing to the store's inch chart. It's the most accurate way.
Customs and Returns
International returns from the US are expensive. The store offers replacements only for defects, not sizing - so measure carefully. Standard shipping to Canada and the UK takes 7-14 business days. For Australia, expect 10-20 business days.What to Order for Different Body Types
- Tall and slim: Order your chest size but expect a shorter length. Go up one if you want longer coverage.
- Stocky build: Size up one from your chest measurement for a comfortable fit in hoodies.
- Larger chest: Measure the fullest part. If you're 45" chest, a Large (42-44") might be snug - go XL.
Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I get if I'm between sizes?
If you're between sizes, I recommend sizing down for tees (they stretch a little) and sizing up for hoodies (you want room for layering).Do Joey Diaz hoodies shrink?
Yes, the cotton-poly fleece hoodies shrink about 2-3% in length and width after the first wash. Wash cold and tumble dry low to minimize shrinkage.Are the shirts pre-shrunk?
Most standard tees are pre-shrunk cotton. The garment-dyed Comfort Colors tees are not pre-shrunk, so expect about one size decrease after washing.How do I know which blank my shirt uses?
Check the product description on the store page. It usually lists the blank brand and model. If not, contact customer support via the contact form.Can I return a shirt if it doesn't fit?
The store accepts unworn returns within 30 days for store credit. International returns are not covered for sizing issues, so measure twice before ordering.Key Takeaways
- Standard tees run true to size; Comfort Colors run large then shrink
- Hoodies are cut slightly boxy - size down for a trim fit or go up for layering
- Always measure yourself using chest, length, and sleeve dimensions
- Check the blank used for each design - heavyweight and garment-dyed vary
- International buyers should use metric conversions and measure carefully to avoid costly returns
About the author: Alex Rivera - Creator Economy Strategist with over 10 years in print-on-demand and merch design. I've helped dozens of creators optimize their merch lines, and I personally own half a dozen Joey Diaz pieces.
